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american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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haunthecause:

its fucking face omg

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official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

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carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

do a california surfer who is also a pilot and there is a bear on the plane

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Okay.

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  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk
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kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

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bandsoffthewalls:

Things my mom does not like:

  • Tattoos
  • Piercings

Things I like:

  • Tattoos
  • Piercings

Do you see my problem?

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infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

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kemikalkat:

davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe:

my mom got a bunch of nerds from school because she’s a teacher and she’s letting me eat them

kelsey this could have been worded better

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bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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"I really hope that anyone considering a goldfish will take this to heart: they are glorious, lovely, stupid little pond puppies and will be the light of your life, but they are not a dorm pet, and they are not a starter pet, and they are not a pet for a broke college student unwilling to spend hundreds on a $0.20 fish."

pardonmyfish, http://pardonmyfish.tumblr.com/post/97162989322/an-open-letter-to-college-freshman-and-anyone

My favorite quote about goldfish. 

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mgkesi:

What a pretty pup.

mgkesi:

What a pretty pup.

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